Staying Crunchy

Staying Crunchy

Mainly do whatever you want to do with one exception:
Be an asshole.
Keep it funny, just stay an asshole.

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I’M SORRY. WE’RE STILL IN AMERICA AREN’T WE?

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I’M THE GODDAMN BATMAN. I’m from Gotham, a city where you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub and you just throw your laundry in.

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How I feel about all the mushy shit on Tumblr. The only bitch I want in my life is my dog. Chicks are impossible to understand. I’m also an ignorant asshole, so that makes things harder.

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ssssssssssBOOOOOMMMSDFLKHWEROSUDF

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I do this to kids at the supermarket when their parents aren’t looking.

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Sweet god. That’s almost to actual size. Edit: I post/reblog like 75% pokemon shit. FUCKTHAPOLICE

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One night stand prince.

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This is how I prefer to flirt.

I was like “Damn this is a sick trap beat OH FUCK DATS NASTY”

(via bigchocolate)

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Our government still fixes things this way. I.E. Afghanistan

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MUTHA FUCKIN CHARLE-ZARD.

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Cats are fucking crazy.