Staying Crunchy

Staying Crunchy

Mainly do whatever you want to do with one exception:
Be an asshole.
Keep it funny, just stay an asshole.

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“This just in, crime has dropped a drastic 20000% in the city with the release of Spiderman’s new power”

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Totally read this in his voice.

IT’S SO CUTE I’M GOING TO DIE.

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I’M SORRY. WE’RE STILL IN AMERICA AREN’T WE?

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GETTIN REAL TIRED OF YOUR SHIT MASTER WAYNE

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I’m fucking, Bob…

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I’M THE GODDAMN BATMAN. I’m from Gotham, a city where you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub and you just throw your laundry in.

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Why does his hand look like a dick?

I need more Deadpool comics. I currently have 0. Being broke’s a bitch.

(Source: winters0ldiers, via thwomps)

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Because fuck Spiderman.

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How I feel about all the mushy shit on Tumblr. The only bitch I want in my life is my dog. Chicks are impossible to understand. I’m also an ignorant asshole, so that makes things harder.

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PPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTT

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“Take me in, kill me, do whatever. I can’t be apart of this anymore.” ~Cartman

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“I bought this little pool so I could go swimming in your twenty dollars”